Fionna gave him an incredulous look. "Ok, now I know YOU are messing with me. I've see Namur write, and it looks like crap. Besides that, come on dude. No way you're ever gonna convince me that he is a gossip. I hang around him enough to know that's not his style."

That would be like saying that Rainbow Dash secretly liked petting cute, cuddly animals and making baby noises: some things you just know aren't going to ever be.

"You might as well tell me that the party you guys were planning was going to be all ball room and junk."