Goodbye Dollet and Thanks for All the Fish! (backdated to Sept 28)

[om_nom_namur]

Characters: EVERYONE!!! And any "local" NPCs you want to make up
Location: A warehouse down by the wharf
Rating: G+? idk people will do as they will do
Open/Closed/Finished: Open
Summary: It's an excuse to pump dance music really really loudly, tbh.

The party was put together ridiculously fast, but everyone who decided to help went all out, and the place is pretty damn awesome. There are refreshments, strobe lights, a loudass music setup, and lots of space to dance. Come on in and have a blast! Garden will be sailing off in the morning, and then it's back to school. Time to get in that last hurrah!

Comments

[fionna_time]

"Cats do it to show they like you," Fionna said. "It is the most messed up thing ever."

[elementofloyalty]

"Okay, this is first, why I am not a cat pony, and second, if I had a sister who decapitated animals as presents for me I wouldn't care WHAT animal whe was acting like!"

Rainbow had missed something.

[fionna_time]

"Eh. All animals are gonna have their own things, whether you want them to or not. Cake may do weird cat things, but she's the best friend I ever had, and if anyone messes with me, well, she'll make 'em regret it for a long time. You couldn't ask for a better sister!"

[elementofloyalty]

"Uh." The weird, weird light of realization dawned across Rainbow. "Fionna, is your sister a cat?"

[fionna_time]

"Well yeah, technically," Fionna said, shrugging. "I'm adopted."

[elementofloyalty]

"Into a family of cats?"

Rainbow's mental images only got weirder and more alarming with every sentence.

[fionna_time]

"Yeah, I was...kinda abandoned in a forest. Cake's mom and dad basically became mine. It's why I vowed to be a hero, to help anyone in need, like I was way back then!"

Never mind the "boom-boom" part. Not that essential to the story.

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow blinked once, very slowly, and then again.

"I'd ask how cats taught you to be a hero, but what I'm really confused about is how cats taught you to... walk and speak and stuff."

[fionna_time]

"They already can speak, and walking, that was something I had to do on my own. I walked on all fours for a little while though! But mom was the one all about beating up bad guys and junk, I learned it from her!"

She shrugged. "Don't just think of 'em as 'meow meow' cats. You gotta remember my world'd different. Heck, ponies don't do half the things you guys can. Worlds are just weird."

[elementofloyalty]

"So they're like Equestrian ponies except they're cats."

Mind. Blown.

[fionna_time]

"Yeah, pretty much. It might be more weird to me if it wasn't always like that, you know? It's just always been."

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow shrugged. "I just never heard of it being like that with CATS before. But then again we don't have humans in Equestria, so I don't think of it the same way anyway, y'know?"

[fionna_time]

"Yeah, but there's also no humans where I'm from. They used to live, but some major stuff happened back way before I was born. Wars and mutations and all this stuff! So I'm just happy I got to grow up with an awesome family and the best sis ever!"

[elementofloyalty]

"Well, family is family," she said with a grin. "Blood or not."

[fionna_time]

"Yeah it is! I love my sis! She always looks out for me!"