"See, I told you she wasn't a stuck-up," Einiona says, nudging Rion with a smirk, and let us all pause for a moment and reflect on how yes, that is technically true by the letter of things, it is absolutely a baldfaced lie taken by the spirit of everything else she has said ever.
Possibly Quistis has endeared herself to Einiona by basically saying (filtered through Einiona's unique outlook on life, anyway) "If it makes you happy, fuck the rules", which is a principle Einiona holds to very firmly except when she doesn't, because like all things Einiona sometimes she's a big fat hypocrite.
(If Quistis were a robot this would be where the jokes about Einiona boning her would go but Quistis is not a robot and also Einiona and dating is a horror nobody needs inflicted on them without proper safety gear available first.)
"And I'm Einiona," she says, even if it wasn't specifically directed at her. She winks at Quistis and sticks her tongue out briefly. "I'm Rion's muscle."
Oh this isn't going anywhere good.
"So don't do anything to hurt him or I'll steal all your underpants and draw the Headmaster's name on them in hearts ... or something." She nods, once or twice, then pauses.
... why do people let her talk when they obviously have to know by now she's eventually going to merrily troll everybody completely without warning.
She looks up at the library ceiling contemplatively for a moment and then adds, in retrospect, "Nah, I'm only joking. I'd probably write the Commander's name there instead." She says that like this would be less believable than the Headmaster, somehow. (... seriously. Why do people let her speak.)
She fixes Quistis with another Look. "But seriously. Don't hurt him."
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Possibly Quistis has endeared herself to Einiona by basically saying (filtered through Einiona's unique outlook on life, anyway) "If it makes you happy, fuck the rules", which is a principle Einiona holds to very firmly except when she doesn't, because like all things Einiona sometimes she's a big fat hypocrite.
(If Quistis were a robot this would be where the jokes about Einiona boning her would go but Quistis is not a robot and also Einiona and dating is a horror nobody needs inflicted on them without proper safety gear available first.)
"And I'm Einiona," she says, even if it wasn't specifically directed at her. She winks at Quistis and sticks her tongue out briefly. "I'm Rion's muscle."
Oh this isn't going anywhere good.
"So don't do anything to hurt him or I'll steal all your underpants and draw the Headmaster's name on them in hearts ... or something." She nods, once or twice, then pauses.
... why do people let her talk when they obviously have to know by now she's eventually going to merrily troll everybody completely without warning.
She looks up at the library ceiling contemplatively for a moment and then adds, in retrospect, "Nah, I'm only joking. I'd probably write the Commander's name there instead." She says that like this would be less believable than the Headmaster, somehow. (... seriously. Why do people let her speak.)
She fixes Quistis with another Look. "But seriously. Don't hurt him."