"A forehead kiss is all you're going to get, damned horny toad and HA I can barely fit out the window with myself." He eyed it carefully. "I'm going to have to jump."

Which, frankly, sounded fun. Also, he refused to react that obvious ass slap because he saw Marco's swing and knew its trajectory. He wasn't a swordsman born yesterday and he hoped his phoenix brother felt a little bit of pain from his buns of adamantium.