"Well we bribed Izo" aka Marco's tattle-tale, unless offered certain expensive sweets that he might have had on hand for the occasion...
"And went over to Gregoria." Marine Base, yes. Finest ladies in the land, hells yes. They'd black cloaked and everything. It was kind of delicious even if certain commanders couldn't stop cackling about it.
"And we got into this drinking competition." Which he may have initiated. "And Pops saw this really foxy lady leave and stuck his head out the window to call out to her." He took a moment to swallow back the laughter.
"And it turns out, she was a marine captain with the kochin kochin fruit and she petrified his mustache so he couldn't get his head back in the window. So it turns out it was a trap and we were in a room full of marines with the strongest man in the world with his head stuck in the window." He was laughing now, half crying at the same time.
"I thought Izo would have a heart attack and we were all panicking to hell and Pops was still trying to flirt" his voice squeaked a little with the laughter. "...flirt with her though called it reasoning and she was just getting madder and madder, and we had to hold off the guys in the room who were trying to call for backup and Vista had to scale the roof so he could come down and cut Pops' mustache free.
And then hahaha then it turns out that one of the guys bucking for vice admiral was there and by the time we got free there were thirteen cannons aimed at us and because Pops was way too damn drunk to fight without leveling the whole town, we flatfooted the whole way and burned the bridge behind us so they couldn't get over. And it started to rain.
So fourteen of us were all huddled in this ditch covered with mud and Izo was trying to strangle me"
He was laughing too hard to continue now and couldn't seem to stop.
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"And went over to Gregoria." Marine Base, yes. Finest ladies in the land, hells yes. They'd black cloaked and everything. It was kind of delicious even if certain commanders couldn't stop cackling about it.
"And we got into this drinking competition." Which he may have initiated. "And Pops saw this really foxy lady leave and stuck his head out the window to call out to her." He took a moment to swallow back the laughter.
"And it turns out, she was a marine captain with the kochin kochin fruit and she petrified his mustache so he couldn't get his head back in the window. So it turns out it was a trap and we were in a room full of marines with the strongest man in the world with his head stuck in the window." He was laughing now, half crying at the same time.
"I thought Izo would have a heart attack and we were all panicking to hell and Pops was still trying to flirt" his voice squeaked a little with the laughter. "...flirt with her though called it reasoning and she was just getting madder and madder, and we had to hold off the guys in the room who were trying to call for backup and Vista had to scale the roof so he could come down and cut Pops' mustache free.
And then hahaha then it turns out that one of the guys bucking for vice admiral was there and by the time we got free there were thirteen cannons aimed at us and because Pops was way too damn drunk to fight without leveling the whole town, we flatfooted the whole way and burned the bridge behind us so they couldn't get over. And it started to rain.
So fourteen of us were all huddled in this ditch covered with mud and Izo was trying to strangle me"
He was laughing too hard to continue now and couldn't seem to stop.