[He freezes and tilts his head. He has to think a little.]
[He curls his tail around his bro comfortingly and kisses Thatch's head to make it feel better.] All joking aside, I think that was what ticked me off more believe it or not. You usually get my weird as hell metaphors and for it to go that far.... [Waves his hands. Both of them.]
If you both... want something... just about anything, that's okay, eh? But I'm not going to... order you to sleep with my wife. I'm fucked up, I'm not that fucked up. [Rubs both his own temples.] Just try to be nice to her, all right?
[Gently holds Thatch's head on either side.] If you're both happy, I'll be happy. If you have an affair though, either don't tell me about it, or just invite me for threesomes. Or a show. [Rubs the back of his neck and grins softly.] Man, I really am messed up, eh?
[Back to phoenix whistling as he glances away.] I don't know, yoi. I need to talk to Grell and find out how far I'm allowed too.
[And human speak again.] If you flirt or do your normal things, I be fazed, eh? Especially if that's been part of the tension between you. I love you both. And I know it's difficult to figure out how to share my time, so find a way to work it out. I'll ask her to go easy on you too. If you decide to try something bold. She's not all violence and --
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[He freezes and tilts his head. He has to think a little.]
[He curls his tail around his bro comfortingly and kisses Thatch's head to make it feel better.] All joking aside, I think that was what ticked me off more believe it or not. You usually get my weird as hell metaphors and for it to go that far.... [Waves his hands. Both of them.]
If you both... want something... just about anything, that's okay, eh? But I'm not going to... order you to sleep with my wife. I'm fucked up, I'm not that fucked up. [Rubs both his own temples.] Just try to be nice to her, all right?
[Gently holds Thatch's head on either side.] If you're both happy, I'll be happy. If you have an affair though, either don't tell me about it, or just invite me for threesomes. Or a show. [Rubs the back of his neck and grins softly.] Man, I really am messed up, eh?
[Back to phoenix whistling as he glances away.] I don't know, yoi. I need to talk to Grell and find out how far I'm allowed too.
[And human speak again.] If you flirt or do your normal things, I be fazed, eh? Especially if that's been part of the tension between you. I love you both. And I know it's difficult to figure out how to share my time, so find a way to work it out. I'll ask her to go easy on you too. If you decide to try something bold. She's not all violence and --