Dirt Poking [Forward dated to Dec 24th]

[laughafterme]

Character(s): Pinkie and Dashie
Location: Outside of Garden, probably by the beach
Rating: G to PG?
Open/Closed/Finished: CLOSED
Summary: Pinkie is down in the dumps because of life.

So many things have happened in the span of a week, and Pinkie was not dealing well with it. Not only was she a total jerk to the people she cared about, but her BFF, Luna, and her pseudo-big brother left, and returned with no recollection of her, and SHE MAY LOSE HER ONE AND ONLY SPECIAL SOMEONE!

How did things get so wrong?

Currently, Pinkie is sitting cross legged near the beach, poking at a patch of dirt with a stick idly. No one was around, and she wanted it that way.

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

"Anypony crazy enough to want to date you is never gonna find anypony who's better at being you and doing you-things than you," Rainbow said. She didn't mean it harshly... even if was kinda harsh depending on how you look at it.

[laughafterme]

THAT'S HER PBFF!!

Pinkie gave Rainbow Dash a tight hug. She missed these heart to hear talks.

"Oh, Dashie, YOU'RE RIGHT! Only I can do the things I do, because there's only ONE of me and no one can out do the things I do!"

Then suddenly, Pinkie came upon a realization.

"BUT WHAT IF I GET CLONED BY THE MIRRORPOOL AGAIN AND ALL THE PINKIES RUN AROUND TRYING TO DO THE AWESOME THINGS I DO AND HAVING ALL THE FUN I LIKE TO DO?!"

She squeezed Rainbow Dash in fear, because she didn't want that to happen again. Staring at paint dry was TORTURE!

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow, with some effort, rolled her tongue back into her mouth and took a breath in between squeezes.

"What."

[laughafterme]

Oh, did Dashie not heat that? That's okay. Pinkie will just repeat it faster.

"BUTWHATIFIGETCLONEDBYTHEMIRRORPOOLAGAINANDALLTHEPINKIESRUNAROUNDTRYINGTODOTHEAWESOMETHINGSIDOANDHAVINGALLTHEFUNILIKETODO?!"

[elementofloyalty]

"Look, whatever crazy problem you just came up with, you know me'n Twilight will help you out. And your other friends here too." She patted Pinkie awkwardly on the back, wishing she knew exactly what she was reassuring the earth pony -- uh, human girl -- over. "Don't worry about problems until they become problems!"

[laughafterme]

See, why couldn't anyone say that before?! Pinkie squeezed Rainbow Dash more.

"You're right, Dashie! I'm sssooooooooooooOOOOOOOooo glad we had this talk!"

From now on, Pinkie was going to Dashie for her problems!

[elementofloyalty]

"Pinkie!" Rainbow gurgled. "Breaaaaathiiiiing..."

[laughafterme]

"OOPS!" She let go and smoothed down Dashie's mane. "Better?"

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow inhaled deeply a couple of times, then giggled. "Yeah, better."

She lifted into the air to pat Pinkie Pie on the shoulders. "You feelin' better? Not so freaked out any more?"

[laughafterme]

"Yeah, I'm good! I really needed to hear that! Thanks, Dashie! The next time I get freaked out, I'll come look for you!" Pinkie grinned before standing and tossing aside her stick.

[elementofloyalty]

Rainbow briefly wondered how she kept getting stuck with this job... then conceded that between her and Twilight, she was probably better-equipped to deal with Pinkie's particular brand of...

Pinkieness.

"Sure, what are friends for?"