"Hyahyahya, ahyahya! 'Will I teach her more about cooking, she says!" Champloo, grinning, clapped her broadly on the shoulder.
"At Evil Academy, the Home Ec. classroom was the stuff of legends! Hidden in the depths of the school like the prize in a box of cereal, only those most dedicated to understanding the heart of cooking would find it, and once there, they could not leave until they graduated -- or perished.
"However, this is not Evil Academy! The Home Ec. classroom is in the basement, and I would be happy to give you lessons you have a reasonable chance of surviving, boom!"
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"At Evil Academy, the Home Ec. classroom was the stuff of legends! Hidden in the depths of the school like the prize in a box of cereal, only those most dedicated to understanding the heart of cooking would find it, and once there, they could not leave until they graduated -- or perished.
"However, this is not Evil Academy! The Home Ec. classroom is in the basement, and I would be happy to give you lessons you have a reasonable chance of surviving, boom!"