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Backdated to the weekend Beach Party and Birthday Log! \o/

[Marco runs around setting everything up. There's platters of food laid out -- more than enough and some extra as a habit from dealing with Ace and 1600 pirates, a boombox with tons of music, beach volleyball set up, a campfire, and according to Selphie and Marco, fireworks for later. GO NUTS. There will be some threads set up, but you can make your own or do anything! Just remember if the thread gets wild, mark it as NSFW.]

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[Marco sneaks up on Thatch and smirks lazily. He knows that look. And grabs a seat next to him.]

She wore that when we went to get the Siren. Let me tell you, it was hard as hell focusing on fighting, eh?

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I don't doubt. [drinking a bottle of rum does not constitute as pouting. Shut up] Shouldn't you go back to her?

No. I was hoping to send you her way. [Nudges his shoulder.]

It's about time you stopped avoiding her, don't you think?

Was planning to do it the rest of my life thanks for asking.

[another long sip of rum]

You know you can't though. [Oh yay! So we're substituting sex for drinking? Marco can get behind this. It makes it easier to figure out what's bothering Thatch at least. Not that there aren't a million things bothering him. He's kind of like a giant bundle of knots as of late, and one must be undone at a time.]

Like a bee to a rose, you'll go buzzing her way eventually. Might as well see if you can get to the nectar without risking the thorns, eh?

...[That is a bit too complicated a metaphor for him to be dealing with right now] Did you just ask me to eat her out?

[Whut.]

[WHAT?!]

[There's sort of a prickling rage going up his spine and enough haki to level a fucking mountain right now.]

[GOOD LORD. If it wasn't Thatch, his father, or NO THAT IS IT. ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE MURDERED ON THE SPOT!]

[Even Ace would be half-killed.]

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[All right, all right, surely he heard that wrong.]

[SURE, Marco was bad with human conventions, or human anythings and Thatch knew that most of everyone in the universe, BUT SURELY HE HEARD HIM WRONG.]

Please say I heard you wrong.

Please tell me I heard you wrong! [He's even slipping into phoenix. Okay this is not going to be pretty.]

[Punches Thatch between the eyes, because even if he DID hear him wrong, Marco has decided his best friend and bro had it coming.]

TELL ME I HEARD YOU WRONG!

Because even drunk off your ass--

[Back to phoenix again.] You would surely not suggest that I would ask that of someone else!

[TACKLES AND SITS ON HIS CHEST WITH HIS HAND AROUND THATCH'S THROAT. Don't worry, there's no pressure or squeezing, it's just unfortunately inescapable.]

I don't know if you were already thinking of it, or you just think I'm that fucking dense --

But you are god damned lucky I love you. You fucking idiot.

[Oh he's mad though. He's really mad. Like murder anyone else who comes near mad.]

[Give him a bit.]

[Closes his eyes. Takes a few deep breaths.]

Fuck Thatch... just... fuck.

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[Flicks Thatch's forehead.]

What the hell were you thinking? Do I even want to know the answer?

[PATS THATCH'S HEAD!]

Look. I love you bro, and I mean this in the nicest way possible.

But you need to get laid soon. Because if you don't? I'm worried I might have to kill you.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible. [Pats his cheeks. But seriously, he means it. Not the killing, because Thatch is still his soul mate or WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE, but seriously, you are driving him crazy. You are tearing him apart, Thatchet!]

..............

[His head is ringing and he's frankly surprised he's not bleeding.

what the fuck.

seriously. He's never seen Marco like that over anyone. But that only means one thing-- Marco really freaking loves that woman. And he loves Marco. So he's not going to bring up the fact that the teasing they had done before had included threesomes. That Thatch was just asking and wasn't about to do anything like that anyway-- and him getting laid was none of Marco's goddamn business especially since it never could and would involve that woman]

Glad you think so highly of my loyalty, mate.

[finishes his rum]

Glad you love her, too. It's great. I have no intentions of going after her in any way shape or form.

So why don't you go flutter back to her and give her the attention she deserves.

[Punches Thatch again.]

Because you need to find a way to get along.

[......]

[And a low phoenix hissing growl, the rest is in phoenix too:] In a way that does not include eating her out you dumbfuck.

Great.

Freaking great.

Now I don't know if you're avoiding her because something happened, or if it's because you're worried something will.

Or is it both?

[that is it. He fists his hand into Marco's shirt and yanks him close]

I.

don't.

want.

to.

touch.

her.

Get that through your think skull, you damn phoenix. I don't have any desire to do anything to her! And she's yours, goddamnit! I know that! I wouldn't take that! Why do you even seriously think--

No...

No forget it. I don't want to know!

I don't want to know what you think because, apparently, you think I'm just going to up and do things to your wife--

[he pushes him back]

Well fuck you and fuck her and fuck everyone in this goddamn place except Namur and I'm being goddamn metaphorical about it!

[HEADBUTTS HIM HARD.]

Were you trying to joke and I didn't get it?! Then I'm sorry!

FUCK.

Everything's confusing.

[Both hands to his head to try to figure it out. Ah. Right. Thatch is more frustrated with being in the world than being around Grell, but the immortality thing and the world traveling thing --]

[Just tackles Thatch in a hug and refuses to let go.]

I'm sorry.

[Phoenix speak get:] I don't want to take you home. I need you. I don't want you to be this miserable and angry though! What do I do?

[Fuck. He meant to not cry but he gets it now and there's tears welling up anyway and bluh...]

Why can't I just fix it somehow? I missed you and I want you to be happy again. I wish everyone was together, and I know this isn't enough, but isn't it worth something?

[NAH YOU ARE TOTALLY THERE.]

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