The only time spandex isn't overrated or something!

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Character(s): Artemis Crock and Wally West
Location: Her Dorm Room
Rating: PG-PG-13ish. There's a good chance Wally will be throttled at some point.
Open/Closed/Finished: Closed
Summary: Being a concerned citizen, Wally wants to make sure that Mikuru's bunny outfit goes to a good home.

[Being a speedster is very handy in this situation, because who knows how many strange looks Wally would have gotten, had people seem him with the scandalous bunny outfit. He comes screeching to a halt outside of Artemis' dorm, and knocks on the door loudly.]

Artemis! Hey, it's me!

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[Somewhere, some place, Robin just gave her the thumbs up.]

Remember the while never mind part?

And if you get to call me nicknames, I get to call you nicknames too, babe. [The grin on his face becomes wider.]

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That was about something else.

[She's not stupid, that much was obvious.]

....

[Artemis falls silent for a while, nostrils flaring slightly as she scowls at him. Then she slaps on this rather creepy, sugary sweet smile just for him.]

Whatever you say, Wallace dear.

[Yes, she went there. What now?]

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[Don't mind him as he just sort of...staaares at her. He's not sure how to react to her when she says that. The words themselves are nice but when she uses that creepy smile...not sure if want.]

Thanks, cupcake.

[She's not the only one who can play this game although the "sweet" smile he slaps onto his face looks awkward.]

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[That creepy smile isn't about to go anywhere, at least not just yet.]

You're welcome, snookums.

[She's going to make herself hurl if she has to keep this up much longer. Is that what he really wants? Because she'd make sure it lands on him somehow if she does.]

[Okay and she might have a very slight eye twitch going on right now.]

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[No, Wally is experiencing so much do not want at the moment. From her creepy smile to her wanting to hurl. Especially the hurling part, that would be no bueno.

Oh ho, he spots that eye twitch and now he's grinning. He slips an arm over her shoulder and his smile has gone from awkward to more like her own.]

Babycakes, the only thing that would make this better would be if you laid some sugar on me.

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[More eyetwitching of a violent sort. Much more of this and she might give up and just punch him. Punching is good, she likes punching things after all.]

Oh is that all? I think I could help you with that teddy bear~

[Which is the truth, she's been doing a lot of baking lately so had bought her own sugar so she doesn't have to use Garden's.]

Are you sure that's what you really want~?

[Think well and speak wisely before she dumps a bag of sugar over your head Wallace. For serious.]