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PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR

Character(s): ERRYBODY (who signed up! ...or who wants to come, just tag in guys s'all good)

Location: UP IN HERE (aka the beach in Galbadia)

Rating: THROUGH THE ROOF (G to R)

Open/Closed/Finished: OPEN LIKE A MINIBAR

Summary: BEACH PARTY

Three days of sun, sand, and complete, unbridled fun--that was what Kiden had advertised, and she'd delivered. The slice of bright blue beach Nida had found for them stretched on one side into cliffs and a cove on the other, sheltered enough to be easily defensible but open enough not to make them targets. If they felt like exploring, well, the wildlife wasn't too much of a hassle, and apparently the jungle is lovely?

They had tents, food and drinks (lots of drinks) and plenty of other interesting things to last for the next three days--and Kiden, for one, was planning to make the most of it.

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[ Kiden's too mellow right then to really care if he's doing it wrong, but eventually the sloppy wetness on her back makes her turn her head. She doesn't look annoyed--more confused. ]

The fuck are you doing?

[Fail. Oh yeah.]

Putting this stuff on your back. [Obviously.]

It's supposed to get absorbed, dumbass. It's not frosting.

[ Laying her face back in her arms. GOD JUST DO IT PROPERLY, GUY. ]

[He frowns. He doesn't know that. Aliens don't know that. And he's a little annoyed by her attitude.

But fine. Whatever. The booze and the spiked treats mellowed him out a little. Gonna attempt do this properly now.

It's going to take a while because he did go a bit overboard with the sunblock. Hey, free massage. Though, he keeps getting stuck at the tie of your top.]

[ Well, he looks human, how's she supposed to know he's an alien? But yeah, Kiden's kind of mean...hell, she's probably not even aware of being rude, right now. But hey, at least she's letting him rub her down?

She makes a happy humming noise. ]

Keep doing that...S'nice.

[ Helps that he isn't ugly, either. ]

M'Kiden.

[In normal circumstances, Joe is a jerk, and would've probably just left her because she was being rude. This time, however, he's not really in his "correct" state of mind. It probably wasn't the booze, but those "special" brownies he'd been nibbling on that mellowed him out. Well, maybe the booze played a little part in it too.

So he continues to rub the lotion into her back. Well, whatever the point of this was, he didn't seem to mind it-- though, that small hum of approval did send a smirk straight to his lips.

He assumed that was her name that she mumbled.]

Joe.

[ They can be jerk bros, it'll be great. Kiden sluggishly grins up at him over her shoulder. ]

Not bad with your hands, Joe.

[ Free massage, who doesn't like that? ]

[Jerkbros ftw! Joe slides his hands down her sides, finally finishing off the last of the lotion.

And like that, the free massage is over. Boo.]

Been told that before.

[With that, he plants himself next to her.]

Oi, have you been here the entire time?

[Between drunk girls and stoned girls and just...girls, Marvelous was somewhat pleased to find his first mate and walked up so he was standing next to him. Although, as he knitted his eyebrows together slightly while observing the other pirate, Joe did appear far more relaxed than he normally does.

He's not even paying attention to the girl next to him.]

[There were a lot of girls here, weren't there?

Joe didn't seem to mind though. He was relaxing in the sun next to the girl he was previously rubbing down. So when Marvelous walked up to him, he just nodded at his captain and continued to lounge.

If Marvelous was looking closely, Joe's eyes would appear to be a bit dismayed.]

[ Welp, someone just got epically cockblocked. Kiden rolls over and, propping herself up on one elbow, uses the free hand to keep the sun out of her eyes as she gives Marvelous a once-over. She glances at Joe. ]

Friends?

[Not cockblocking when she didn't even have a chance.]

Comrades. [No harm in giving her a reply to that one since Joe seemed a little too out of it to reply himself. Sure, the guy wasn't talkative but, this was off.

Frowning and sitting down beside his first mate, Marvelous gave Joe's shoulder a light shake.]

What's with you?

Nothing. Enjoying the sun.

[And relaxing... and just enjoying his surroundings, which seemed to sparkle at the moment. Everything was all a bit... hazy, yet pretty at the same time. He grinned up at his captain.

Of course, she didn't have a chance, but he did enjoy a pretty girl every now and then.

Then looking over to Kiden, he corrected her.]

He's my captain.

[ Kiden has yet to realize she never stood a chance, but it'll doubtlessly hit her eventually!

Meanwhile she's half-amused at how clearly buzzed Joe is; the other half is annoyed at having her nice massage to unduly interrupted! Oh well. Once the high fades she can do it herself. ]

Captain...as in, boats?

Galleon [Why was everyone here high? Clearly what was getting everyone else loopy had also unwillingly effected his first mate. The man didn't understand the word 'relax' and yet, here he was.

Scoffing slightly, Marv just stayed seated next to Joe with a slightly crooked grin.]

Damn, you look like a fool right now.

It's a ship. We're pirates.

[Hopefully that would clear it up for her. He threw a grin in her direction.

He was also slightly annoyed at Marvelous' comment, but not as much as he should be. Honestly, he really didn't even feel like retaliating, and wanted to keep riding on this... whatever it was. He felt so... happy? No, it was more like nicely lit like a goddamn Christmas tree.

So he sat back on his elbows in the sand and gave him a half-assed glare.]

Pirates. Right. Awesome.

[ She doesn't sound that skeptical, surprisingly; there are things you're willing to believe when your mind is addled that you...wouln't, otherise. ]

Pillaging booty? Walking planks? Sounds like a fun life.

[ Tired of propping herself on her elbows, she collapses back. ] No unfortunate peg legs I should know about, are there?

Heh. Too easy. [He just gives a small half smirk in reply to the glare. Your state is starting to amuse him a little, once he got over the initial confusion.]

We're not that kind of pirate. [Peg legs? really? Do they look like they're from the 1500s of Earth?]

We're searching for the greatest treasure in the universe. [Information he would normally not share. But special brownies make everything special.]

It's an adventure. [He smiles at the thought. Feel free to shut him up at any time now. Any time now.]

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